swine

Lisa: “I’m going to become a vegetarian.” Homer: “Does that mean you’re not going to eat pork?” Lisa: “Yes.” Homer: “Bacon?” Lisa: “YES Dad!” Homer: “Ham?”  Lisa: “Dad, all those meats come from the same animal.” Homer: “Right Lisa….some wonderful magical animal.”  On a nondescript day in 2008, I asked my husband to draw me […]