suri’s burn book | blogstars

If you haven’t read the scathingly sarcastic yet hilarious diatribe from “Suri’s Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary from Hollywood’s Little Sweetheart” (written by ghost writer Allie Hagan) then you haven’t yet lived. All content from Suri’s Burn Book blog or twitter.

Suri’s Burn Book on Tumblr

A select few posts…

“Do you see what I have to put up with every day?”

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“You know how I know Katherine Heigl is a witch?
Because dark magic is the only way she could’ve gotten those jeans on.”

“Rumor has it Megan Fox is expecting a baby with her husband, Brian Austin Green. I guess I just didn’t know that vampires and trolls could have children together.”

Twitter gems (@surisburnbook):

@surisburnbook “Remember that time Katie wore orange to the Met Ball and then blamed me for it? Nice try, lady. As if.”
@surisburnbook “Halloween episode, indeed. This is going to give me nightmares.”
@surisburnbook “Whatever, Coco. You got to sit with Cher at Dancing with the Stars? My dad is friends with Oprah.”
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