When I dropped Harley off at the doggie hairdresser he looked like a cute little teddy bear. When I picked him up he looked like a scrawny malnourished meercat.
The groomer took “tidy up his coat and keep it teddy bear cut” to mean almost shave him all over.
Now he’s cold and shivering and I have to do the one thing I swore I would never do….dress him up in dog clothes. Purely to keep him warm of course!